Once again, a reason to live.

This is me without the NFL:

I had been this way since the end of last season, and I am this way every time the Super Bowl ends. But this time it was different. At the end of this last Super Bowl, there was really a good chance that the NFL was not going to return...this meant nothing to do on Sundays during the Fall/Winter. Sure I could have gone and done something 'recreational', but what is the fun in that? With no NFL I had no reason to get up on a Sunday. You're probably thinking, "Well what about the off season?". It's different. In the off season, I expect no football, but I look forward to it, and thus I can get up on Sunday and do other things like spend time with people I like or clean or whatever normal people do on Sundays. During football season however, that is all a Sunday consists of + grilling.

Football + Grilling = Sunday from September to February.

Of course there are other elements for that there math equation above, like shit talking, fantasy leagues, beer, making fun of specifically the Redskins, but I figured I would simplify. Anyways, this whole off season has been a bunch of rich assholes arguing about who becomes more rich and who is getting the shaft not truly realizing who is actually getting the shaft: THE FANS! What were we all going to do without the NFL?? Kill myself the first Sunday of September is what I was thinking...

Thankfully, I don't have to do that now :) Now that football will return, I have a reason to spend 60 dollars on Madden 2012, I have reason to never leave my home on a Sunday, and most of all, I have something to get me through the dreadful season of Fall/early Winter. (Actually, most importantly, I have reason to wear my jersey and root for the greatest NFL team of all time, the NY GIANTS) Thank you NFL, I am glad you put your giant ego's aside and were able to come to a decision that allowed all of you to make more millions all for playing a child's game just so myself as well as millions of others did not have to kill ourselves.

With all that being said, I just want to point out to all my idiot Redskin fan friends, good luck with this Jabroni as your QB:

Opening day: Redskins 3, GIANTS 27

Oh and to Dallas fans, have fun with this momo as your QB, I promise he will cry again this season as he loses yet another big game: