Sociopath - a pervasive pattern of disregard for, and violation of, the rights of others.

I was told today that I was a sociopath. This said to me by my also sociopathic friend. Exact quote "Calm down you fucking sociopath". The contents of what this was said in reply to really has no relevance, it was nothing that which needed this response. Nor did I take the response seriously. Anyways, the point I am trying to make is that if you think about it, we are all sociopaths. At least my and my friends are, and any tight knit group of friends will be.


Any group of friends shows a constant pervasive patter of disregard for, and violation of the rights of others. Think I am full of shit? Just think of the last time you and your buddies got drunk, one of them passed out, doesn't matter who because its a pervasive pattern, and you drew on their face/proceeded to trash the house of/steal weed and smoke it/steal beers and drink them/call said person an asshole, take stupid picture of them and then leave for the bar and leave them there puking and falling asleep only to come back and repeat the entire cycle. Now think of how many times a year, for how many years, this has happened. If its anything like me and my sociopath friends, its been happening for a long time and all the time. 


I wish I had half the pictures and videos as I used to post of all the stupid shit we did to our friends, but for professional reasons, they have been destroyed I guess. Anyhow, we all refer to sociopaths as people who are murders, serial rapists, molesters, and yeah they are. In a not completely fucked up way, aren't we all? Obviously I don't mean like we all kill, but I mean we all do have a constant disregard and violation of our friends rights. But I feel like that is a right we earn as friendships grow. Wouldn't you say? I mean it takes time to build friendships to be able to have an email thread like this one (names have been converted to race of friend, and its color coded to spot new emails, obviously):

Hey donkeys, i'll be back home for 10 days or so from Aug 3 to 14.  I'm looking forward to bumming around with you bums and taking in some DC summertime shenanigans.  I'm thinking we should do something for that weekend of Aug 5, 6, and 7.  I know some of you guys are headed to Ohiopyle this weekend, but i'd definitely be down for another camping trip when I come out, maybe to Shenandoah or something?  Would also be down for a beach trip, if we can get something cheap and fun together on short notice.

Anybody got any ideas or already know of some fun happenings that week?

Amir, i know you live in ginger city now, but you should come back for this extravagance.  Jew Friend, same for you.

Exuberantly,

White Friend

Nope, I will be in town about 3 days after you leave White Friend. So change your shit up and leave the 18th dickbutt. To take over this thread, I will be in town 17-21, GK Concert 20th.




Lets do an OC trip.  This group of assholes has not been to that city together in a long time.  I'm thinking tiki bar, seacrets and yelling at people on the OC buses.


Calm down you fucking sociopath

haha - Turkish Monkey must be having a bad day.  Amir - there will be no stealing of the thread, and you are the one who should come down early, douchenugget.

White Friend #2 - work on the wicked witch of the west, and let us know asap, if not then lets work on a roach motel.

You guys be careful on the river this weekend, and make sure to push Black Friend in the rapids to test out his doggie paddle

Also, back-up plan could be a day of sailing on the bay?

Turkish Monkey, I think you did too many drugs at allgood man.

White friend, I can't so move your flight back, or just come to Boston Clownpenis.

When you all go to Ohiopyle, make sure you do push Black Friend, but also make sure you toss him a life vest as we all know that about after 3 mins he will give up on life and proceed to drown to death. 

Men, this thread is as entertaining as showing you all my naked body was. I will not take part in any of the before mentioned festivities except sailing.

Femininely yours,


Other Persian Friend


I am down for sailing and/or masterbating with all of you in White Friend #2's beach house. 10000% down for gypsy kings on aug 20th, has neone bought tix for that yet?


Not having a bad day. Or was the comment caused by the too many drugs I took this weekend. Just calling Amir out for trying to make the thread about himself.


Sociopath - a pervasive pattern of disregard for, and violation of, the rights of others = Amir 


So maybe I do make shit about me, hence a blog about what is streamlining through my brain while I write, but never-the-less, perhaps its not so bad being a sociopath in a group of friends. Clearly, we have no regard for each other nor anyone else (ie, yelling at people on the bus). But that is what makes friendships awesome, and being a sociopath even more awesome. 


Happy Hump Day Friendos! Here is my friend Turkish Monkey