P Dogg and Friends

I know the world is very much divided, even when it comes to pets. You're either a dog person, or cat person, or reptile, or something. I am very much a dog person, and strongly....very strongly, I mean like almost just hate them and could really not care less if they were never around, dislike cats. They are some sort of devil animal. You can't trust the face of a cat. Who knows what that evil thing is thinking. Does it want food, or is it going to attack me? Why is it just sitting in a corner staring like a weirdo and just weirdly batting its tail at me?? Furthermore, I am deathly allergic to felines so that down right means they are terrible.

DOGS! however, are just the opposite. You always know when a dog is happy. Example A:

(The glare in the eyes is from the camera, not from Lucifer like within cats) Anyhow, it's real simple to figure out what a dog is thinking. If it's happy, it smiles, if it's pissed, it growls.

Also, unlike the devil, I mean cat, dogs are happy to help you out, and you are their best friend. When is the last time a cat did anything for you? Never, it just took a shit in a box that you have to clean inside your home. At least dogs deuce it up outside...just sayin, but back to my point about help. Will a cat ever bring you beer? No, but a dog will, example B, my friends brown lab:

Yeah, that happens with dogs. My point is, the only reason I see keeping a cat as a pet, is if you want something that will just leave you alone, and all you have to do is put out food and clean the shitbox in your laundry room/toilet/basement then ok, do your thing I guess...Clearly dog people have made the better choice. Don't get me wrong, I have met a couple of cool cats, but not many in the grand scheme of things. Even when dogs do stupid things that piss you off, ultimately its funny. For instance, my dog loves to eat trash, has ever since I have had her, since 6 month old. Now at 11 years old, she still likes to eat trash, and when I see the trash, at this point, I just laugh, because its like "Well, I mean, you've been doing this for so long, why bother, do your thing P dog" Cats however, just make you mad, because they claw you, and only ever claw you or pee in your house. 

Also, crazy dog people are just a little crazy. Like they color its hair and put it in a bag and carry it around the mall with them. Fucking cat people man, they build a jungle gym in their home and have like 30 cats, and they smell like cats...its weird man. Weeeeeird. 

Another great point is, (yes, I did just call my point great before I made it) dogs will pretty much do anything you want them to with you. Want go for a walk, so does your dog. Want watch TV, so does your dog. Want to sleep, so does dog. Want to go surfing, so does dog. Not so much with the cats. Want to go for a walk, cat will claw your face. Want to sleep, cat will pee and claw your face. 

All cats have going for them is that, they are cute as kittens, and that LOLCat internet thing. You know this thing:

Dogs have way more. All reasons listed above in addition to riding scooters/motorcycles (btw, your dog rules  for doing this Emily)

Dogs 1 Cats 0. And last, but not least, one of the greatest dogs I have ever known the one and only, Zues (The Lab, his little friend Ajax is pretty cool too I guess):

 Have a great weekend friendos.

PS- I just wanted to update you guys on the Monk blog. This legit happened today on my way home from work. Right on the corner of Mass Ave and Boylston St. A Monk trying to "give" a book away, for money...Just look at the one kids smile, he's thinking "No thanks dude, I don't want your shitty book"